Things people say to you when you run in to the Mersey Tunnel Barrier:
- Don't worry love, it's meant to come off.
- Didn't you just keep on driving? That's what everyone else does.
- Now you're a Proper Scouser!
- Did you stop to pay?
- Ha! Now we're even! One all!
And I am going to wire up my tomatoes, because they are now nearly eighteen inches tall and need a little help.