Today, I have:
- Made six jars of marmalade
- Put off killing two deformed chicks until tomorrow
- Been given a Cotoneaster
- Squeezed pus from a cat's head*
- Hurt my mother's feelings by telling her that if she was a species of poultry, her parenting skills would make her a guinea fowl
- Helped my father wee in to an empty coffee jar in his wheelchair in a public car park
* Yet again. Vet tomorrow.