Saturday, 6 May 2006

oh dear

I have just had words with Cat Hating Neighbour over the fence.

Loud words.

She started having a go at Keith because they were starting on our decking rather than the fencing;  due to the fence panels not turning up.  She was really unpleasant.

I have made a command decision.  The fence is now going on our side of the wall.

B's mum has just phoned for a completely unconnected reason and I told her the whole story, still shaking.

Kate:  Well hun, I know I don't swear very often, but I think you should just tell her to Fuck Off.
Me:  Erm.  I just did.

Bollocksy bollocksy bollocks.

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19 comments:

  1. God, that woman really needs to get a life, doesn't she? I mean, come on! You're doing the damn fence; what more does she want...? Neighbours. Bite me.

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  2. God, that woman really needs to get a life, doesn't she? I mean, come on! You're doing the damn fence; what more does she want...? Neighbours. Bite me.

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  3. Everyone should get to yell 'Fuck Off' at someone who is really unpleasant.

    It should be law.

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  4. Everyone should get to yell 'Fuck Off' at someone who is really unpleasant.

    It should be law.

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  5. Too right it should go on your side of the wall - if it goes on her side it becomes her property.

    Bravo to you. No, I know you don't feel nice or right for sinking to her level, but the woman's a pushy cow and sometimes you have to speak their language to get through.

    Bully for you - may I recommend you practice laughing at her.

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  6. Too right it should go on your side of the wall - if it goes on her side it becomes her property.

    Bravo to you. No, I know you don't feel nice or right for sinking to her level, but the woman's a pushy cow and sometimes you have to speak their language to get through.

    Bully for you - may I recommend you practice laughing at her.

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  7. Don't feel too bad, Ally. I think you've been a model of self-restraint under very trying circumstances. Boy, did she have it coming.
    If there's any justice you won't have to live next to her for much longer. If that's the case make sure you sell your current place to someone who'd really going to piss her off!

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  8. Don't feel too bad, Ally. I think you've been a model of self-restraint under very trying circumstances. Boy, did she have it coming.
    If there's any justice you won't have to live next to her for much longer. If that's the case make sure you sell your current place to someone who'd really going to piss her off!

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  9. What a nasty neighbour to have. I know they can make your life a misery. I've been pretty lucky up until now. I had one who was learning the saxophone and the electric guitar, but he was nice enough, just noisy! My upstairs ones aren't at all nice and are buying my flat out from under me. Very tempting to trash the place, but I'm not that sort of person, and my landlord is nice anyway.

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  10. What a nasty neighbour to have. I know they can make your life a misery. I've been pretty lucky up until now. I had one who was learning the saxophone and the electric guitar, but he was nice enough, just noisy! My upstairs ones aren't at all nice and are buying my flat out from under me. Very tempting to trash the place, but I'm not that sort of person, and my landlord is nice anyway.

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  11. ... you need to add "and die" at the end of that phrase it gives it much more impact and works particularly well on unpleasant taxi drivers.

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  12. ... you need to add "and die" at the end of that phrase it gives it much more impact and works particularly well on unpleasant taxi drivers.

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  13. I agree with my namesake, tell her to Fuck Off. You could also add 'and get a life' for extra emphasis. Lets face it, she doesn't like cats, so is obviously a complete weirdo.

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  14. I agree with my namesake, tell her to Fuck Off. You could also add 'and get a life' for extra emphasis. Lets face it, she doesn't like cats, so is obviously a complete weirdo.

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  15. She weevil has the right idea. After that just pop along to local zoo and ask to "borrow" a BIG cat and just let it roam in the backyard. that should keep her indoors for a while!

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  16. She weevil has the right idea. After that just pop along to local zoo and ask to "borrow" a BIG cat and just let it roam in the backyard. that should keep her indoors for a while!

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  17. And some large prawns behind her radiator or in some other unlikely and inaccessible place.

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  18. So it's not just me who find cat haters tend to be miserable sods?

    Feel for you (and your cats) I am blessed with Cat Loving and Cat Tolerating neighbours *phew*

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  19. So it's not just me who find cat haters tend to be miserable sods?

    Feel for you (and your cats) I am blessed with Cat Loving and Cat Tolerating neighbours *phew*

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