I have just had words with Cat Hating Neighbour over the fence.
She started having a go at Keith because they were starting on our decking rather than the fencing; due to the fence panels not turning up. She was really unpleasant.
I have made a command decision. The fence is now going on our side of the wall.
B's mum has just phoned for a completely unconnected reason and I told her the whole story, still shaking.
Kate: Well hun, I know I don't swear very often, but I think you should just tell her to Fuck Off.
Me: Erm. I just did.
Bollocksy bollocksy bollocks.