I have hit a difficulty.
Do you realise how difficult it is to photograph your own arse?
We have a running gag in the office about taking a photo of ones arse and sending it to difficult clients.
B was working away last night, and we were chatting by phone before I went to sleep and the gag came up; so I decided to use up one of my five monthly picture messages by sending him a photo of my posterior.
It took me THIRTY goes to get a picture that didn't either:
- fill the screen like Jupiter seen from one of it's moons (no pun intended), with no clues as to what the photo actually was of
- have Arse Offset Issues
- look like my arse was a false one fashioned out of putty
Go and read She Weevil's animal interest story, instead.