Friday, 15 October 2004

scaring the postman

I got woken up by the postman this morning, trying to deliver my finally-located purple polyfiles.

I pounded down the stairs, fumbled with the keys, opened the door, took the parcel, signed the bit of paper on his clipboard, said thank-you-and-goodbye, went in, locked the door, thought to myself "it's lovely that our postman is so cheerful and friendly", put the parcel down and realised that my pyjamas were open and I was flashing not just a nipple, but a WHOLE BREAST.

Thought "Shit. No wonder he was grinning like the
Cheshire Cat" and went back to bed to start the day again.

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