Slid in to a surreal conversation regarding Alan Titchmarsh. I can see his appeal, such a reassuring voice and very firm, craftsman's hands. He would always know how to get the best results from your marigolds and would be a fiend with the end of a garden hose if you stepped out of line in the relationship.
B disagrees. He thinks Alan is far too nice to be so over-assertive and would be horrified at the very thought.