A friend of B's family is known by them as "The Famous" Tammy Unwin, due to her useful hints and tips on how to get through life:
- In an exam, if you don't know enough about the subject to write an essay, write ten things you do know, you'll be sure to get some marks.
- Don't eat pink food, it's just wrong. (I am having trouble with this one at the moment because of all the beetroot).
- Throw enough shit against the wall and some of it will stick.
We are going to adopt the last one as the marketing slogan of the company.